[sceptic]

On the lighter side of bridge.............

A house maid was applying for a new position, and when asked why she left her last employment, she replied:

Yes sir, they paid good wages, but it was the strangest place I ever worked for.
They played a game called bridge and last night a lot of folks were there.

As I was about to bring in the refreshments, I hear a man say, "Lay down and let's see what you've got."

Another man says, "I got the strength but no length..." And another man says to a lady: "Take your hands off my trick."

I pretty near drop dead just then, when a lady answered: "You forced me. You jumped me twice when you didn't have the strength for a raise."

Another lady was talking about protecting her honor, and two other ladies were talking and saying: "Now it's time for me to play with your husband and you can play with mine."

Well, I just got my hat and coat and was leaving, I hope to die if one of them didn't say: "I guess we'll go home soon. This is my last rubber."