Yesterday morning, I was revealing in one of the last few days of R+R before the start of my new job. The morning was oppressively hot, so outdoors activities were right out. At the same time, I was thoroughly sick of my apartment. I decided that something weird was called for, so I gave Sue Ostrowski a call and suggested that we play a few boards down at the local clubs. Sue said why not, so off we went. Now Sue and I haven't played a hand of Bridge together since our miracle game in Las Vegas six years back. She handed me a 2/1 card that she uses with another partner and I agreed to figure it out.
We arrived at the club for what we thought was a sleepy little game, only to discover that we had stumbled into a "Section Tournament at Clubs" (STAC). The Bridge Spot was crawling with players, some of whom - Howard Pitch, Bill Hunter, and the like - are amongst the cream of the New England Bridge establishment. We figured that this was a definite plus, because it meant that we might get a decent game. When the dust settled, we were walking out the door with a 73% game and probably won the whole shebang. (A couple clubs haven't reported back in yet). 73% percent is a BIG game. I haven't had many better in a "real" event. Most of the time, we were clubbing baby seals. We'd sit down at a table, they'd look at us with big trusting eyes and we'd smash their heads in with an axe handle. (We got a lot gifts yesterday morning).
There are a few hands that I'm going post. Sadly, there weren't any real technical brilliancies worth crowing about. These hands are more an example of "rub of the green". Some days you're in the zone and NOTHING can go wrong. Even hands that should be a complete disaster work out perfectly.
Board 27
The auction started pretty normally:
(P) - P - (P) - 1N
(P) - ???
Partner opened 1NT in 4th seat and RHO passed. I decided that I was willing to force game. At the same time, I figured that my hand was particular poorly suited for a suit contract. I have lots of soft values and a whole lot of 10s. I decided to eschew Stayman and leaped straight to 3NT. Sue quickly racked up +400 for a cold top when the field declared 4H -1.
Board 8
I decided to pass in first seat, because I don't consider the hand quite strong enough to open playing 2/1. The auction proceeded
P - (1♦) - 2♣ - (P)
2N - (P) - 3N all pass
The 2NT rebid might seem quite wimpy, however, Sue overcalls light and I wanted to give her a bit of leeway. North decided to underlead her AK of Hearts. I had every missing card marked, and we soon racked up 13 tricks.
Board 16
This one was just plain silly: Here's the auction
P - (1♣) - 1♠ - (P)
2NT - all pass
The initial pass and the 1♣ opening both seem normal. Sue decided to overcall 1♠ (recall, I mentioned that her overcalls can be a bit light). I bid 2NT, which I'm used to playing as a mixed Spade raise. Sue assumed that this was natural and passed left me dangling. Before the opening lead, I informed the opponents that there had been a failure to alert and that I had intended 2NT as a Spade raise. Sue gave a look that suggested that I was from Mars and everyone had a good laugh. Unfortunately, North somehow convinced himself that he was defending against a Spade contract and lead a Spade to kill a ruff. This blew a tempo them, and I quick score +120 for yet another top.
Board 24
This one was actually annoying because one of the opponents got all bent out of shape.
The auction here was fairly convoluted
1♣ - 1♥
1♠ - 2♦
3♣ - 3♠
3N* - 4S
* Break In Tempo
I opened 1 Club and Sue responded 1♥. I rebid 1S showing an unbalanced hand, and Sue rebid 2♦ (4th suit forcing). I decided to rebid 3♣ (It can be argued that 2NT showing a Diamond stopper is the right bid).
Sue now bid 3♠ which she though was showing 4 Spades and setting trump. I thought that Sue was worried about a Diamond stopper and was groping for strain. Unfortunately, for the opponents, Sue thought that my hesitation suggested extra values. Therefore, she thought that she was barred from making a slam try and bid 4♠. If you just look at our two hands, we missed a great slam. Unfortunately, the Spade break meant that 6♠ has zero play and we scored yet another top.
One of the opponent's got quite peeved and started in on a bullshit lecture regarding ethic improprieties.
In any case, the whole days was characterized by a bizarre string of luck: You have to love a day when you can score +400 after the following auction
1N - (P) - P - (2S)
P - (P) - X - (P)
3♥ - (P) - 3N - All pass
I was the partner of the NT bidder. I initially passed holding
♠ Jxxx
♥ xxx
♦ AQxx
♣ xx
However, when LHO balanced 2♠ red versus white, I decided to double for penalty. Partner figured that this had to be a takeout double. (How could I be doubling for penalty when she was sitting on the AK tight in Spades). She bid 3♥ with her four card heart suit. I figured that 3N had to be a better option than 3♥. (Somehow the opponents didn't find a double, which was luck for them because Sue wrapped up yet another 3NT contract)
Strange days indeed...

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