Vampyr, on 2017-February-22, 06:18, said:
Well, if you say "no", you will get something and can ask supplemental questions. I always say "no".
Most commonly, "I have to bid 3♣."
If you're lucky, ", so partner can describe her hand."
If you're less lucky, "well, usually she's got a weak hand where she wants to play in a suit,..."
If you're really unlucky, "transfer." (and no, they're not playing transfer lebensohl)
Remember, these are people who will confidently announce "could be short" to partner's 1♦ opener, have *no idea* how to answer "so, what does she have if it's short?", then Alert the 1NT rebid as "15-17 NT, 1♣-1x-1NT would be 13-14".
The best part about this with good old leb is that the people *asking* don't understand, either, and will latch on to "he said clubs" and everything else will just disappear.