Posted 2019-March-13, 17:38
I pass.
Now, of course there are hands on which we can make 600 or more, and even hands where we are -590. However, being fully aware of this, the decision is not even particularly close.
Partner had options, since our negative double did not create a force here.
So, summarizing the main points:
1. Partner could and should bid 4N with a good 4=6 reds or 6=4 minors, pulling 5C to 5D with the former.
2. Partner could and often would bid 5D with a great hand and long diamonds
3. Partner could and would bid 5C with 5-5 or better in the minors
4. Partner's most likely hand is a strong 1N with 5 or 6 diamonds
5. Some opps are known to overcall on chunky 4 card suits, especially in spades and at this heat
6. While rare, some opps are known to (ill-advisedly) jump to 4S at this heat with shape and a 4 card fit (this is so rare that I give it virtually no weight, but since it can happen, I am listing it)
All of this means that one can usefully assume partner has a hand approximating a 15+ balanced or semi-balanced hand, usually with 2 spades, occasionally 3.
We have no known fit. We almost surely do have an 8 card fit and maybe even a 9 card heart fit, but we can't get there from here, other than by guesswork.
Even if we could, opting to play a 5-3 fit at the 5-level on a preemptive auction with maybe only 24-25 hcp in our combined hands is not my idea of sensible bidding.
In short: when the opps try to push you around by jamming the auction, and you don't have an assured good fit....take the plus. Btw, being told that, for example, bidding was the winning action would leave me very very unimpressed. Learning how to deal with these auctions is part of the learning to be a good imp player. Taking the loss of imps when bidding would have worked out better, and not letting that affect you, is also part of becoming a good imp player. Good players as teammates will understand.
I am far from the best imp player (but I am a pretty good one), and if a truly great player were to post here with a rebuttal, I'd read with interest. But for my money, bidding here is chasing moonbeams. Once in a while one catches one, and no doubt the feeling is great. Me? I take the money unless I think bidding is odds-on to be better.
Finally, the notion that partner will pull 5C with only a doubleton is silly. How would one bid, if one were pulling the double, with a 6 card club suit? 1=5=1=6? And if one did that, why would one then pull partner's 5D to 5H? As noted, partner could well be 2=3=6=2. And of course 5C will often be 1=4=2=6. No, if one is going to pull, then pull to 4N. Partner will bid 5C with 3+ and 5D with most other hands, but 5H with 4 hearts.
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